I’ll sing you one, oh, Green grow the rushes, ho,
What is your one, oh?
One more sleep till the end of term: one Inset Day to go, ho.

I’ll sing you two, oh, Green grow the rushes, ho,
What is your two, oh?
Too too much to do by five o’clock two-morrow,
One more sleep till the end of term: one Inset Day to go, ho.

I’ll sing you three, oh, Green grow the rushes, ho,
What is your three, oh?
Three days
Until we go to Rome!
Too too much to do by five o’clock two-morrow,
One more sleep till the end of term: one Inset Day to go, ho.

I’ll sing you four, oh, Green grow the rushes, ho,
What is your four, oh?
Four o’clock on Thursday to Hammersmith we go, so
To find out how the drugs trial went – was it a placebo?
Three days
Until we go to Rome!
Too too much to do by five o’clock two-morrow,
One more sleep till the end of term: one Inset Day to go, ho.

I’ll sing you five, oh, Green grow the rushes, ho,
What is your five, oh?
Five young women like our tiles of brown and acid yellow,
But we were there the first time round, so don’t need 60’s retro
Four o’clock on Thursday to Hammersmith we go, so
To find out how the drugs trial went – Was it a placebo?
Three days
Until we go to Rome!
Too too much to do by five o’clock two-morrow,
One more sleep till the end of term: one Inset Day to go, ho.

I’ll sing you six, oh, Green grow the rushes, ho,
What is your six, oh?
Six times on the first day ActorLaddie grazed his head – oh!
On the 70’s light in the living room that you can pull right down low,
Five young women like our tiles of brown and acid yellow,
But we were there the first time round, so don’t need 60’s retro
Four o’clock on Thursday to Hammersmith we go, so
To find out how the drugs trial went – Was it a placebo?
Three days
Until we go to Rome!
Too too much to do by five o’clock two-morrow,
One more sleep till the end of term: one Inset Day to go, ho.

I’ll sing you seven, oh, Green grow the rushes, ho,
What is your seven, oh?
I’m in seventh heaven ‘cos I love my bungalow so,
Six times on the first day ActorLaddie grazed his head – oh!
On the 70’s light in the living room that you can pull right down low,
Five young women like our tiles of brown and acid yellow,
But we were there the first time round, so don’t need 60’s retro
Four o’clock on Thursday to Hammersmith we go, so
To find out how the drugs trial went – Was it a placebo?
Three days
Until we go to Rome!
Too too much to do by five o’clock two-morrow,
One more sleep till the end of term: one Inset Day to go, ho.

I’ll sing you eight, oh, Green grow the rushes, ho,
What is your eight, oh?
I can no more procrastin-eight; I’ll have to let this blog go,
And apply myself to the Action Plans that must be in tomorrow
I’m in seventh heaven ‘cos I love my bungalow so,
Six times on the first day ActorLaddie grazed his head – oh!
On the 70’s light in the living room that you can pull right down low,
Five young women like our tiles of brown and acid yellow,
But we were there the first time round, so don’t need 60’s retro
Four o’clock on Thursday to Hammersmith we go, so
To find out how the drugs trial went – Was it a placebo?
Three days
Until we go to Rome!
Too too much to do by five o’clock two-morrow,
One more sleep till the end of term: one Inset Day to go, ho.