i) Walking into the Ladies’ Changing Room at the gym to find three giggling girls – aged about 5 – clothed only with the contents of a very large (and now, presumably, empty) jar of talcum powder.   Cheerful singing from the shower cubicle.  #InterestingTimeAhead.

ii) Repressurising the boiler in YoungLochinvar’s shared house with the aid of a flat head screwdriver and YouTube.  What drives anyone to video themselves adjusting a boiler, goodness knows, but God Bless them everyone.  Hot water and heating restored to half a dozen blokes.  #IrresistableFeelingOfSmugness  #OldBiddyPower